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(Message started by: tanner on Jan 17th, 2007, 1:55pm)

Title: Things that make ya go hmmmm
Post by tanner on Jan 17th, 2007, 1:55pm

I thought you would enjoy this little blurb of nonfiction:


Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an
unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.  This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government.

However, you may NOT know that in the month of March  1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore,Jr., Hillary Rodham, John F. Kerry, William Jefferson Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer, and Barbara Boxer were born.


Ever wonder what happens when aliens breed with sheep...???????

This piece of information may clear up a lot of things

Title: Re: Things that make ya go hmmmm
Post by Shedz on Jan 17th, 2007, 2:01pm
[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Things that make ya go hmmmm
Post by JeffB on Jan 17th, 2007, 2:13pm
I friggin new it!!!!!!!!!! ;;D

Thats why that witch Pelosi has crazy eyes!

Title: Re: Things that make ya go hmmmm
Post by artonio7 on Jan 17th, 2007, 8:26pm
Loved the joke so I wondered and did a little digging.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/roswell.asp


with warm regards,
Tony

Title: Re: Things that make ya go hmmmm
Post by tanner on Jan 17th, 2007, 11:01pm

on 01/17/07 at 20:26:42, artonio7 wrote:
Loved the joke so I wondered and did a little digging.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/roswell.asp


with warm regards,
Tony


Darn tony, you sure know how to kill a joke ;;D

but at least you recognize one ;)  Best to you...tim

Title: Re: Things that make ya go hmmmm
Post by JeffB on Jan 18th, 2007, 11:03am
I bet you're a fun one to drink with, Tony! ;;D

Title: Re: Things that make ya go hmmmm
Post by LeLimey on Jan 18th, 2007, 4:18pm
Umm.. Jeffiepoos my sweet.. when were YOU born??  :P

Title: Re: Things that make ya go hmmmm
Post by JeffB on Jan 18th, 2007, 4:46pm
I sent you a naked picture of me. I don't look a day over 40. ;;D

Title: Re: Things that make ya go hmmmm
Post by LeLimey on Jan 18th, 2007, 5:17pm
A naked picture? Oh was THAT what it was?? I thought you had a wart  ::)

Title: Re: Things that make ya go hmmmm
Post by tanner on Jan 18th, 2007, 5:24pm

on 01/18/07 at 17:17:24, LeLimey wrote:
A naked picture? Oh was THAT what it was?? I thought you had a wart  ::)


ROTFLMAO [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Things that make ya go hmmmm
Post by JeffB on Jan 18th, 2007, 6:03pm
Glad to see you'e back !!!!!!! ;;D

Title: Re: Things that make ya go hmmmm
Post by JeffB on Jan 18th, 2007, 6:06pm

on 01/17/07 at 13:55:24, tanner wrote:
I thought you would enjoy this little blurb of nonfiction:


Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an
unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.  This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government.

However, you may NOT know that in the month of March  1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore,Jr., Hillary Rodham, John F. Kerry, William Jefferson Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer, and Barbara Boxer were born.


Ever wonder what happens when aliens breed with sheep...???????

This piece of information may clear up a lot of things


You earthlings have made me very angry. I now must use the illidium Q-38 explosive space modulator and destroy the earth.

Bwwwwwwwuuuuuuuuhhhhaaahhhhaaahhhh.

Title: Re: Things that make ya go hmmmm
Post by artonio7 on Jan 19th, 2007, 12:37am

on 01/18/07 at 11:03:46, JeffB wrote:
I bet you're a fun one to drink with, Tony! ;;D


Gave up drinking. But yes... on a good day I can make Dr. Wayne Dyer contemplate chewing through his wrists.

(by the way... I'm currently reading "Inspiration" by Dr. Wayne W. Dyer and I highly recommend it.) ;;D


with warm regards,
Tony



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