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(Message started by: crftymom on Jan 14^th, 2007, 9:38pm)

Title: never argue with a woman
Post by crftymom on Jan 14^th, 2007, 9:38pm

Never Argue with a Woman

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after
several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar
with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a
short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book.
The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the
woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're
in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

Title: Re: never argue with a woman
Post by kcopelin on Jan 14^th, 2007, 10:43pm

;;D [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Thanks Margo!

Title: Re: never argue with a woman
Post by sandie99 on Jan 19^th, 2007, 4:11am

[smiley=thumb.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: never argue with a woman
Post by LeLimey on Jan 19^th, 2007, 5:07am

oh I like it ;;D

Title: Re: never argue with a woman
Post by andrewjb on Jan 20^th, 2007, 8:15am

::), typical eh, change the subject ! [smiley=laugh.gif].