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(Message started by: JeffB on Jan 3^rd, 2007, 3:02pm)

Title: Immigration and tax plan
Post by JeffB on Jan 3^rd, 2007, 3:02pm

This makes sense
>
> New Gas Plan.... Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best
way
> to stop using so much gas is to deport 40 million illegal immigrants! That
> would be 40 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would have
> to come down as a result.
>
> New Immigration Plan... Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the
border.
> When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a
> canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq . Tell him if he wants
to
> come to America , then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a
> soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will
be
> allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also
be
> registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably
> deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq ,
> and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse
> to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle and ammo.

Title: Re: Immigration and tax plan
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Jan 3^rd, 2007, 5:33pm

That's a great plan but it will never work.
WHY ?; Because it makes sense & I hav'nt seen a government yet that takes notice of anyone who makes sense ;;D

Bloody funny though [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Cheers
Barry

Title: Re: Immigration and tax plan
Post by Empathy1 on Jan 5^th, 2007, 4:05pm

Just top that with "Dear Ms. Pilosi" (or, shall I say, Leader of All Women...gag)