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(Message started by: JDH on Dec 16th, 2006, 12:52am)
Title: Fatal Prescription
Post by JDH on Dec 16th, 2006, 12:52am
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! We’ll both lose our families and everything we ever worked for. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now. That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.... "
Title: Re: Fatal Prescription
Post by LeLimey on Dec 16th, 2006, 7:27am
Oh I LIKE it!!!  ;;D
Title: Re: Fatal Prescription
Post by ax on Dec 17th, 2006, 2:04am
;;D


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