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(Message started by: tanner on Dec 15^th, 2006, 2:39pm)

Title: The Genie
Post by tanner on Dec 15^th, 2006, 2:39pm

A woman rubbed an old bottle she had bought at a
garage sale and out poppeda genie. The amazed woman
asked if she got three wishes.

The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are
a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So...what'll it be?"

The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace
in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries
to stop fighting with each other and I want all
the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and
vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."

The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be
reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands
of years. I'm out of shape after being stuck in a bottle
for five hundred years...I'm good but not THAT good!
I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and
please be reasonable.

The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've
never been able to find the right man. You know one that's
considerate and fun, likes to cook and
help with the house cleaning, is great in bed, and
gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time,
and is faithful. That is what I wish for...a good man."

The Genie let's out a huge sigh and said,"Let me see
that fucking map again!"