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(Message started by: tanner on Dec 10^th, 2006, 3:06pm)

Title: What are Grandparents?
Post by tanner on Dec 10^th, 2006, 3:06pm

taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds)
>
>Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of her own.
>They like other people's.
>
>A grandfather is a man & a grandmother is a lady!
>
>Grandparents don't have to do anything except be there when we come to
>see them. They are so old they shouldn't play hard or run. It is good
>if they drive us to the shops and give us money.
>
>When they take us for walks, they slow down past things like pretty
>leaves and caterpillars.
>
>They show us and talk to us about the color of the flowers and also why
>we shouldn't step on "cracks."
>
>They don't say, "Hurry up."
>
>Usually grandmothers are fat but not too fat to tie your shoes.
>
>They wear glasses and funny underwear.
>
>They can take their teeth and gums out.
>
>Grandparents don't have to be smart.
>
>They have to answer questions like "why isn't God married?" and "How
>come dogs chase cats?".
>
>When they read to us, they don't skip. They don't mind if we ask for
>the same story over again.
>
>Everybody should try to have a grandmother, especially if you don't
>have television because they are the only grown ups who like to spend
>time with us.
>
>They know we should have snack-time before bedtime and they say prayers
>with us every time and kiss us even when we've acted bad.
>
>
>A 6 YEAR OLD WAS ASKED WHERE HIS GRANDMA LIVED. ''OH,'' HE SAID, ''SHE
>LIVES AT THE AIRPORT AND WHEN WE WANT HER WE JUST GO GET HER. THEN WHEN
>WE'RE DONE HAVING HER VISIT, WE TAKE HER BACK TO THE AIRPORT.''GRANDPA
>IS THE SMARTEST MAN ON EARTH! HE TEACHES ME GOOD THINGS BUT I DON'T
>GET TO SEE HIM ENOUGH TO GET AS SMART AS HIM! It's funny when they
>bend over, you hear gas leaks and they blame their dog."

Title: Re: What are Grandparents?
Post by andrewjb on Dec 10^th, 2006, 5:15pm

:). nice.