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Title: A guy walks into a bar... Post by ax on Dec 8th, 2006, 2:32am A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. The monkey jumps on the bar and eats all the beer nuts. Bartender say to the man, "You need to pay for all those nuts your monkey ate." The man apologizes and pays for the food. The next day the man again goes to the bar with his pet monkey. This time he keeps the monkey off the bar. The monkey runs around the bar and jumps on a pool table. The monkey grabs the Que ball and eats it! The bartender asks the man to pay for the que ball and leave. The man apologizes, pays for the ball and leaves. A week later the man goes to the bar again with his monkey. He decides to keep the monkey close by on the bar. The mokey sees a bowl of cherries and grabs one, sticks it up his butt, then pulls it out and eats it! The bartender say to the man,"Did you see that? your mokey just stuck a cherry in his ass and then he ate it" The man replies, "Yes, ever since he ate that que ball, he checks his food before he eats it." [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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