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(Message started by: Shedz on Nov 30th, 2006, 7:22pm)
Title: Octopus
Post by Shedz on Nov 30th, 2006, 7:22pm
An octopus walks into a bar and says,"I can play ANY musical instrument you like".
Englishman hands him a guitar,which he plays better than Hendrix.
Another leads him to the piano,which he plays better than Elton.
Then a Scotsman throws him a set of bagpipes. The octopus fumbles around with them for some time and the Scotsman says"Whats wrong,can ye no play it?"
So the octopus replies,"Play it? I'm gonna fuck her brains out once I get her pyjamas off!!!"


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