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(Message started by: Redd715 on Nov 29^th, 2006, 5:42pm)

Title: Miss Beatrice
Post by Redd715 on Nov 29^th, 2006, 5:42pm

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never
been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One
afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her
quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a
cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and
in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea
and scones, they began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and He could no longer
resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about
this?" pointing to the bowl.

"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the
Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The
directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would
prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all
winter."

Title: Re: Miss Beatrice
Post by jimmers on Nov 29^th, 2006, 7:47pm

OOOOF!

Jimmers ;;D

Title: Re: Miss Beatrice
Post by andrewjb on Nov 29^th, 2006, 8:38pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Miss Beatrice
Post by sandie99 on Nov 30^th, 2006, 5:09am

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Miss Beatrice
Post by roy21302 on Nov 30^th, 2006, 3:27pm

:o [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]