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(Message started by: Barry_T_Coles on Nov 19^th, 2006, 11:04pm)

Title: My brother-in-law
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Nov 19^th, 2006, 11:04pm

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a
Catholic Hospital.

As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment.

She asked, "Do you have health insurance?"

He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."

The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"

He replied, "No money in the bank".

The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"

He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are
not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."

The patient replied: "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law."

Title: Re: My brother-in-law
Post by andrewjb on Nov 20^th, 2006, 2:12pm

[smiley=laugh.gif].

Title: Re: My brother-in-law
Post by sandie99 on Nov 21^st, 2006, 12:37pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]