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(Message started by: Barry_T_Coles on Nov 19th, 2006, 8:13pm)

Title: Two Crocs in Canberra
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Nov 19th, 2006, 8:13pm
Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake in
Canberra.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't
understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age,
we were  the same size as kids. I just don't get it."
"Well," said the big Crock, "what have you been eating?"
"Politicians, same as you," replied the small 'Crock.
"Hmm.  Well, where do you catch them?"
"Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the
Parliament House."
"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?"
"Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to
unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the
shit  out of them and eat 'em!"
"Ah!" says the big Crocodile, "I think I see your problem.  You're
not getting any real nourishment.  See, by the time you finish
shaking the shit out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an
not a very nice person and a briefcase."

Title: Re: Two Crocs in Canberra
Post by andrewjb on Nov 20th, 2006, 2:03pm
[smiley=laugh.gif].

Title: Re: Two Crocs in Canberra
Post by sandie99 on Nov 21st, 2006, 1:06pm
[smiley=laugh.gif]



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