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(Message started by: tanner on Nov 16^th, 2006, 7:26pm)

Title: British Humor
Post by tanner on Nov 16^th, 2006, 7:26pm

The train was quite crowded, so a U.S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat"? The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat". The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired". She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude; you are also arrogant"! This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The woman shrieked, "Someone help me put this American in his place"! An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window".

God Bless the Brits....Tim

Title: Re: British Humor
Post by andrewjb on Nov 16^th, 2006, 8:55pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]. [smiley=laugh.gif]. [smiley=laugh.gif]. [smiley=laugh.gif].

Title: Re: British Humor
Post by sandie99 on Nov 17^th, 2006, 5:55am

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: British Humor
Post by JeffB on Nov 17^th, 2006, 5:49pm

Too funny, Tim!!!!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: British Humor
Post by Melvyn on Nov 29^th, 2006, 9:51am

What a CRACKER!!!!

She must have been a Parisian - even the French don't like the Parisians!!

Title: Re: British Humor
Post by Barak on Nov 29^th, 2006, 1:53pm

LMAO