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(Message started by: tanner on Nov 8th, 2006, 2:05pm)
Title: Texas Drinking Rule
Post by tanner on Nov 8th, 2006, 2:05pm
A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In  Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the  same glass twice."
 
An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to  pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that  we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either.
 
The Texas girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and drinks it, throws her glass into the air, pulls out her gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches her glass. She says, "In America  we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to  drink with the same ones twice.
 
God Bless America
Title: Re: Texas Drinking Rule
Post by roy21302 on Nov 8th, 2006, 3:24pm
Wicked [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
                                                          Cheers Roy ;;D
Title: Re: Texas Drinking Rule
Post by LeLimey on Nov 9th, 2006, 5:22pm
You can always tell when our Donna is on a night out...  ;)
Title: Re: Texas Drinking Rule
Post by MR_FLOOR on Jun 7th, 2007, 1:28am
;;D


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