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(Message started by: tanner on Nov 8^th, 2006, 1:54pm)

Title: What Religon is your bra?
Post by tanner on Nov 8^th, 2006, 1:54pm

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. What type of bra?" asked the clerk. Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type? Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from. Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer? Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple... The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills. Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed! (A} Almost Boobs... {B} Barely there. {C} Can't Complain! {D} Dang! {DD} Double dang! {E} Enormous! {F} Fake. {G} Get a Reduction. {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up ! They forgot the German bra. Holtzemfromfloppen

Title: Re: What Religon is your bra?
Post by pattik on Nov 8^th, 2006, 2:01pm

LMAO, Tim. There's one more model....the "Gloria Steinem" --a 70's style bra which gets burned at the stake. ;;D

Title: Re: What Religon is your bra?
Post by roy21302 on Nov 8^th, 2006, 3:28pm

Then theres the padded one which results in dissappointment when removed :o
Cheers Roy [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: What Religon is your bra?
Post by Gena on Nov 8^th, 2006, 3:34pm

on 11/08/06 at 13:54:53, tanner wrote:

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed! (A} Almost Boobs... {B} Barely there. {C} Can't Complain! {D} Dang! {DD} Double dang! {E} Enormous! {F} Fake. {G} Get a Reduction. {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up ! They forgot the German bra. Holtzemfromfloppen

That is not True!!!! 8)

Title: Re: What Religon is your bra?
Post by thomas on Nov 8^th, 2006, 5:19pm

on 11/08/06 at 15:34:33, Gena wrote:

That is not True!!!! 8)

I can vouch for that. ;)

Title: Re: What Religon is your bra?
Post by sandie99 on Nov 10^th, 2006, 5:20am

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
This was just brilliant. Thank you. ;;D