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(Message started by: Redd715 on Oct 30^th, 2006, 11:13pm)

Title: Clean joke....(I promise)
Post by Redd715 on Oct 30^th, 2006, 11:13pm

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it,
but, here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch."

"It is , however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker into.""

Wipe that smile off your face!

Title: Re: Clean joke....(I promise)
Post by andrewjb on Oct 31^st, 2006, 8:56am

;;D.

Title: Re: Clean joke....(I promise)
Post by sandie99 on Oct 31^st, 2006, 3:37pm

;;D ;)

Title: Re: Clean joke....(I promise)
Post by Turts on Oct 31^st, 2006, 10:33pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

excellent

Title: Re: Clean joke....(I promise)
Post by tanner on Nov 1^st, 2006, 3:09pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Very good find Redd...............Tim