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(Message started by: Barry_T_Coles on Oct 23^rd, 2006, 9:47pm)

Title: Just a couple
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Oct 23^rd, 2006, 9:47pm

During basic army training, a sergeant was telling his group how a submachine gun sprayed bullets.
He drew a circle on a blackboard and announced that it had 260 degree.
“But, sergeant, all circles have 360 degrees,” called out a conscript.
“Don’t be stupid,” the sergeant roared. “This is a small circle.”

My husband was presenting to teachers on his staff an after- school workshop on "Hazardous Materials in the Workplace" and asked me if I'd drop off some baked goods to be served with coffee.
As I arranged the plates on the table, I was dismayed to see the sign he had placed beside them, until I noticed the spelling.
It read "Hazardous Waist Material. Please help yourself."

An alarm clock is a small mechanical device to wake people who have no children.

'Papa, are you growing taller all the time?'
'No my child. Why do you ask?'

"Cause the top of your head is poking up through your hair.

A wife is reading the morning paper and says: This article on overpopulation of the world says that somewhere in the world there is a woman having a baby every four seconds!
Her husband not to appear uninterested said; I think they ought to find that woman and stop her!

Title: Re: Just a couple
Post by andrewjb on Oct 23^rd, 2006, 10:40pm

[smiley=laugh.gif].

Title: Re: Just a couple
Post by Turts on Oct 24^th, 2006, 2:11am

very funny

rofl

Turts
[smiley=laugh.gif]