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(Message started by: cosmicfunkfather on Oct 23^rd, 2006, 8:53pm)

Title: Adam and Eve
Post by cosmicfunkfather on Oct 23^rd, 2006, 8:53pm

One cool evening, Adam and Eve were walking along the woods. They saw two horses go behind the bushes, two elephants running behind the bushes, two chickens running behind the bushes .They went to look. They looked between the bushes. They saw the two horses making love, two elephants making love, and the chickens making love. Adam said to Eve, "That looks interesting" so Eve said, "Let's try that" So Adam got on top of Eve, and began to make love and said "Eve, that thing smells bad!! You should go down to the ocean and wash it off." As Eve went to wash herself, Adam stood on the beach and a voice came from the heavens saying "ADAM!! ADAM!! Adam looked up into the sky and said "Yes Lord?" and the voice said "ADAM! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?" and Adam said "What Lord?"
and the voice said, "You know I'll never get the smell out them fish!!"

Title: Re: Adam and Eve
Post by JeffB on Oct 24^th, 2006, 6:03pm

Nice.

Title: Re: Adam and Eve
Post by Empathy1 on Jan 5^th, 2007, 4:45pm

if it smells so bad, maybe you men should all STAY AWAY FROM IT!