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(Message started by: Barry_T_Coles on Oct 22^nd, 2006, 7:24pm)

Title: The Tie Salesman
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Oct 22^nd, 2006, 7:24pm

A fleeing al Qaeda guerilla, desperate for
water, was plodding through the Iraqi desert when he saw something far
off in the distance.

Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a
little old Jewish man at a small stand selling neckties.

The Arab asked, "Do you have water?"

The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you
like to buy a tie? They are only $5."

The Arab shouted, "Idiot Jew! Israel should not
exist! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need water! I should
Kill you, but I must find water first."

"OK," said the old Jew, "it does not matter that you
do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you
that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to
the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant.
It has all the water you need. Shalom."
Muttering, the Arab staggered away over the hill.

Several hours later the Arab staggered back, near
collapse. Steadying himself against the stall he says
"They won't let me in without a tie."

Title: Re: The Tie Salesman
Post by andrewjb on Oct 23^rd, 2006, 5:21am

[smiley=laugh.gif].

Title: Re: The Tie Salesman
Post by Turts on Oct 24^th, 2006, 11:33pm

nice

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]