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Title: Female Prayers vs Male Prayers Post by cynjeep89 on Oct 14th, 2006, 10:13am ************Female Prayer*********** Before I lay me down to sleep I pray for a man who's not a creep One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long One who thinks before he speaks One who'll call, not wait for weeks I pray he's gainfully employed When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed Pulls out my chair and opens my door Massages my back and begs to do more Oh send me a man who makes love to my mind Knows the right answer to "how big is my behind" I pray that this man will love me to no end And always be my very best friend Amen **********Male Prayer********** I pray for a deaf, mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs, who owns a golf course, a liquor store, a Home Depot, a '65 Fastback Mustang, a Jeep and who has tickets to all of the NASCAR races with pit passes. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*t. Amen |
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Title: Re: Female Prayers vs Male Prayers Post by Barry_T_Coles on Oct 14th, 2006, 10:52am [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Female Prayers vs Male Prayers Post by vietvet2tours on Oct 15th, 2006, 6:08pm I'd settle for deaf mute |
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Title: Re: Female Prayers vs Male Prayers Post by Richr8 on Oct 15th, 2006, 6:10pm [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Female Prayers vs Male Prayers Post by BMoneeTheMoneeMan on Oct 16th, 2006, 11:55am I'd settle for mute only. How is she supposed to follow orders if she cant hear? |
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Title: Re: Female Prayers vs Male Prayers Post by BB on Oct 16th, 2006, 9:20pm on 10/16/06 at 11:55:30, BMoneeTheMoneeMan wrote:
What makes you think she will, even if she can ? 8) Annette |
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Title: Re: Female Prayers vs Male Prayers Post by AussieBrian on Oct 29th, 2006, 1:27am Two-and-a-half feet tall with a flat head. |
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Title: Re: Female Prayers vs Male Prayers Post by cosmicfunkfather on Nov 8th, 2006, 8:33pm [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=inlove.gif] cff |
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Title: Re: Female Prayers vs Male Prayers Post by tanner on Nov 8th, 2006, 10:10pm Pit Passes? I love to give massages and I can probably fake the rest ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif], Tim |
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