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(Message started by: cynjeep89 on Oct 14th, 2006, 10:13am)

Title: Female Prayers vs Male Prayers
Post by cynjeep89 on Oct 14th, 2006, 10:13am
************Female Prayer***********

Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man who's not a creep
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks
I pray he's gainfully employed
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed
Pulls out my chair and opens my door
Massages my back and begs to do more
Oh send me a man who makes love to my mind
Knows the right answer to "how big is my behind"
I pray that this man will love me to no end
And always be my very best friend
Amen

**********Male Prayer**********

I pray for a deaf, mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs, who owns a golf course, a liquor store, a Home Depot, a '65 Fastback Mustang, a Jeep and who has tickets to all of the NASCAR races with pit passes.

This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*t.
Amen

Title: Re: Female Prayers vs Male Prayers
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Oct 14th, 2006, 10:52am
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Title: Re: Female Prayers vs Male Prayers
Post by vietvet2tours on Oct 15th, 2006, 6:08pm
I'd settle for deaf mute

Title: Re: Female Prayers vs Male Prayers
Post by Richr8 on Oct 15th, 2006, 6:10pm
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Title: Re: Female Prayers vs Male Prayers
Post by BMoneeTheMoneeMan on Oct 16th, 2006, 11:55am
I'd settle for mute only.  How is she supposed to follow orders if she cant hear?


Title: Re: Female Prayers vs Male Prayers
Post by BB on Oct 16th, 2006, 9:20pm

on 10/16/06 at 11:55:30, BMoneeTheMoneeMan wrote:
I'd settle for mute only.  How is she supposed to follow orders if she cant hear?



What makes you think she will, even if she can ?

8)

Annette

Title: Re: Female Prayers vs Male Prayers
Post by AussieBrian on Oct 29th, 2006, 1:27am
Two-and-a-half feet tall with a flat head.

Title: Re: Female Prayers vs Male Prayers
Post by cosmicfunkfather on Nov 8th, 2006, 8:33pm



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Title: Re: Female Prayers vs Male Prayers
Post by tanner on Nov 8th, 2006, 10:10pm

 Pit Passes? I love to give massages and I can probably fake the rest ;;D

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif], Tim



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