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(Message started by: mynm156 on Oct 12^th, 2006, 9:14pm)

Title: The Tree Hugger
Post by mynm156 on Oct 12^th, 2006, 9:14pm

A woman from Oregon , who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter purchased a piece of timberland. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the groundand got many splinters in her crotch.
In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest
doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all thesplinters. The doctor listened to her story with
great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited three hours before the
doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"
He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get
permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but they turned me
> down."
>

Title: Re: The Tree Hugger
Post by andrewjb on Oct 13^th, 2006, 2:13pm

:o. [smiley=laugh.gif].