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(Message started by: Barry_T_Coles on Oct 9^th, 2006, 8:28pm)

Title: Clever Advertising.
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Oct 9^th, 2006, 8:28pm

Sign over a Gynaecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
On another Septic Tank Truck:
"We're #1 in the #2 business"

At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."

On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."

On a Church's Billboard:
"7 days without God makes one weak."

At a Tire Shop:
"Invite us to your next blowout."

On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg.

We want tows."

On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."

At an Optometrist's Office :
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."

On a Front Gate:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We can hear you coming."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."

In a Restaurant Window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

And don't forget the sign at a Radiator Repair Shop:
Best place in town to take a leak

Title: Re: Clever Advertising.
Post by sandie99 on Oct 10^th, 2006, 3:29am

;;D ;;D ;;D

Title: Re: Clever Advertising.
Post by dee1623 on Oct 10^th, 2006, 6:52am

Funeral director's business card
"Thank you for smoking"

Title: Re: Clever Advertising.
Post by davyp on Oct 10^th, 2006, 8:32am

Found in an english hospital

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c373/VickiH1704/family_planning.jpg

;;D Dape ;;D

Title: Re: Clever Advertising.
Post by LeLimey on Oct 18^th, 2006, 2:16pm

on 10/09/06 at 20:28:11, Barry_T_Coles wrote:

At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."

ROTFLMAO!!!