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(Message started by: Barry_T_Coles on Oct 6^th, 2006, 2:27am)

Title: The Boy's First Time
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Oct 6^th, 2006, 2:27am

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

& have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out & make love

for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time &

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know
about condoms and sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time & all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

house & meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside & is taken to the dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly

offers to say grace & bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, & the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, & still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over & whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, & whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist."

Title: Re: The Boy's First Time
Post by sandie99 on Oct 6^th, 2006, 4:19am

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: The Boy's First Time
Post by andrewjb on Oct 6^th, 2006, 10:16pm

:o. [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: The Boy's First Time
Post by Turts on Oct 24^th, 2006, 2:22am

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: The Boy's First Time
Post by TxBasslady on Oct 24^th, 2006, 3:02pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] LMAO

J