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(Message started by: Barry_T_Coles on Oct 5^th, 2006, 4:21am)

Title: Doctor's Assistant
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Oct 5^th, 2006, 4:21am

An Irish Doctor wanted to go hunting, he called his assistant Paddy.

"Paddy, I am going hunting tomorrow, and we don't want to close the clinic. Can you take care of our patients.
"No bother, I candoit" answers PAddy.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks:
"So Paddy, how was your day?"
"No bother at all" Paddy tells him he took care of 3 patients.

"The first one had a headache and I gave him Panadol."
"Well done and the second one?"
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX."
"Execllent Paddy, you're good at this and the third one?"
"I was sitting in dere minding me own business when suddenly the door flies open and a woman bursts in undresses herself, taking off her bra, her panties lies down on the table and shouts:
"HELP ME since 5 years I have not seen any man!!!!!!!"
"And what did you do Paddy?" asks the Doctor apprehensively.
"What else could I do ? ......

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I put eye drops in her eyes!!!!................. , .

Title: Re: Doctor's Assistant
Post by sandie99 on Oct 6^th, 2006, 4:25am

;;D ;;D ;;D

Title: Re: Doctor's Assistant
Post by BB on Oct 11^th, 2006, 9:14am

I thought he would give her a photo of the doctor ! :P

That would have cured her for good ... ;;D

Annette