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(Message started by: JeffB on Oct 3^rd, 2006, 2:37pm)

Title: Making a woman happy!
Post by JeffB on Oct 3^rd, 2006, 2:37pm

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little for himself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
54. give the authority but never expect her to be responsible
55. give her the last word no matter what the cost to your life and limb

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget: birthdays, anniversaries and arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1. Show up naked.
2. Fix him something to eat.

Title: Re: Making a woman happy!
Post by aubmari on Oct 3^rd, 2006, 6:37pm

You got one thing wrong if he is everything else he doesn't need to be intelligent. We aren't that bad. ::) ::)

Title: Re: Making a woman happy!
Post by sandie99 on Oct 4^th, 2006, 2:05pm

;)

Title: Re: Making a woman happy!
Post by Charlotte on Oct 4^th, 2006, 11:21pm

Never let a friend fry bacon naked.