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(Message started by: JimH on Sep 29^th, 2006, 4:41pm)

Title: Life cycle...
Post by JimH on Sep 29^th, 2006, 4:41pm

I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should start out dead; get it out of the way.
You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then you finish off as an orgasm!

Title: Re: Life cycle...
Post by tanner on Sep 29^th, 2006, 5:00pm

PICK ME! I wanna do it your way :)

Title: Re: Life cycle...
Post by andrewjb on Sep 29^th, 2006, 10:12pm

on 09/29/06 at 17:00:08, tanner wrote:

PICK ME! I wanna do it your way :)

[smiley=laugh.gif]. and me.

Title: Re: Life cycle...
Post by BB on Sep 30^th, 2006, 3:11am

Its the part of trying to get back into the luxury hotel room through that tiny weeny little doorway that puts me off !!!!

;) 8)

Annette

Title: Re: Life cycle...
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Sep 30^th, 2006, 9:52am

;;DThe only problem I can see with that is that I would end up being just another itch in my father’s overalls again. ;;D