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(Message started by: tanner on Sep 27th, 2006, 4:26pm)
Title: Actual AP Headline
Post by tanner on Sep 27th, 2006, 4:26pm
KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline)

 

 Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

 Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

 One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

 The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.



 A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

 Linda is a blonde, but I'm certain that's irrelevant.

Title: Re: Actual AP Headline
Post by TxBasslady on Sep 27th, 2006, 4:37pm
;;D  You crack me up.. :-*

How ya doin, my friend?

Love,

Jean
Title: Re: Actual AP Headline
Post by Mrs_R on Sep 27th, 2006, 5:12pm
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Title: Re: Actual AP Headline
Post by Mattrf on Sep 28th, 2006, 3:21pm

on 09/27/06 at 16:26:07, tanner wrote:
KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline)

 

 Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

 Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

 One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

 The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.



 A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

 Linda is a blonde, but I'm certain that's irrelevant.

They did the biscuit thing on Myth-Busters, they never could nail down if it had actually had happened but the where able to make the biscuit containers explode so it is possible and was funny to watch.

Mattrf
Title: Re: Actual AP Headline
Post by Margi on Sep 28th, 2006, 3:56pm

on 09/27/06 at 16:26:07, tanner wrote:
  Linda is a blonde, but I'm certain that's irrelevant.


out of respect for my littlest Twisted Sister, who is also a Linda (or Luinda as she prefers to be called)....I shall say nothing.   :-X


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