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(Message started by: Tiannia on Sep 25^th, 2006, 5:19pm)

Title: LITTLE JOHNNY IS AT IT AGAIN
Post by Tiannia on Sep 25^th, 2006, 5:19pm

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She
started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand
up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do
you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see
you standing there all by yourself!"

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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on
her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself
beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a
tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"

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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in
class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 82 and
68 ?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon
Network"

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Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local
police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of
the10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture
and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," said
the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him." Little
Johnny asked, "Why didn't you just keep him when you took his picture?"

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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as
his
father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the
horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked,
"Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm
buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good
shape before I buy." Johnny, looking worried , said, "Dad, I think the
UPS guy wants to buy Mom."

Title: Re: LITTLE JOHNNY IS AT IT AGAIN
Post by sandie99 on Sep 27^th, 2006, 5:40am

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