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(Message started by: lil_headbanger on Sep 23^rd, 2006, 7:42am)

Title: Blonde girlfriend
Post by lil_headbanger on Sep 23^rd, 2006, 7:42am

true story,
The first girlfriend I got with this cute blonde. Now, as a young lesbian couple, we soon became immune to the looks and stares we got from certain men.
However, one day we decided to go see a friend attending school nearby. Duly off we go, hand in hand strolling , as young lovers do.
After a very short while we notice that an older man-complete with dirty, crumpled raincoat had fallen in a small distance behind us. A few minutes of this and we become curious, are we being followed? As we are approaching a side road, we decide to turn down it. Sure enough the man in the dirty mac follows. We cross and turn back to the road we had been walking along, and continue on our way. Again the dirty old man appears behind us.
The friend we were meeting was at a private school which taught kids from as young as 11. Knowing this, we decided to confront this D.O.M. before we got any closer to the school. We turned and bold as brass he walked straight up to us smiling like a salesman.
"Excuse me" He said,"but I'm a submissive-vouyer, and I wondered if you girls would be interested?"(Now remember my girlfriend was blonde?)
To which she politely replied "Oh! I am sorry, we thought you were some kind of PERVERT."!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Blonde girlfriend
Post by andrewjb on Sep 23^rd, 2006, 3:26pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]. little did she know.