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(Message started by: tanner on Sep 22^nd, 2006, 4:51pm)

Title: OLD IS....
Post by tanner on Sep 22^nd, 2006, 4:51pm

OLD" IS WHEN... Your partner says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"

"OLD" IS WHEN.. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN.... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

"OLD" IS WHEN.. You are cautioned to slow down by... the doctor instead of by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

"OLD" IS WHEN.... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.

Title: Re: OLD IS....
Post by andrewjb on Sep 22^nd, 2006, 10:20pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]. great.

Title: Re: OLD IS....
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Sep 23^rd, 2006, 10:34pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Stop reading my diary. ;;D

Title: Re: OLD IS....
Post by sandie99 on Sep 27^th, 2006, 6:07am

[smiley=spit.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

I don't recall when I laughed this much... Thank you. ;;D

Title: Re: OLD IS....
Post by Mrs_R on Sep 27^th, 2006, 5:09pm

Old is when............................... you bend over to pick something up off the floor and ask yourself what else can I do while I am down here? ;)