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(Message started by: aubmari on Sep 15^th, 2006, 12:07pm)

Title: Subject: I think you are the father!
Post by aubmari on Sep 15^th, 2006, 12:07pm

Subject: I think you are the father!

>A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave
> at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place
> where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know me?" To which she
> replies, "I think your the father of one of my kids." Now his mind
> travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his
wife

> and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that
I

> laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your
partner
> whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my
butt???"
> She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math
teacher
>
> Think about what you say. You may have to live by it someday!
>
>
> 99% of all life's pain is self inflicted !!
>

Title: Re: Subject: I think you are the father!
Post by BB on Sep 15^th, 2006, 8:44pm

99% of all life's pain is self inflicted !!

So very true ! ::) :P ;;D 8)

Annette

Title: Re: Subject: I think you are the father!
Post by andrewjb on Sep 15^th, 2006, 11:01pm

;;D life is what happens when we think were getting on with it ! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Subject: I think you are the father!
Post by georgej on Sep 15^th, 2006, 11:15pm

Man, I was really reluctant to open this thread.....

Whew.

George

Title: Re: Subject: I think you are the father!
Post by sandie99 on Sep 17^th, 2006, 9:39am

;;D