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(Message started by: JimH on Sep 13^th, 2006, 2:14pm)

Title: Best beakup letter ever
Post by JimH on Sep 13^th, 2006, 2:14pm

A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter
from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance
between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice
since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry.
Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love, Becky

The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc.
In addition to the picture of Becky,
Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope.... Along with this note:

Dear Becky,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the fuck you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care, Ricky

Title: Re: Best beakup letter ever
Post by tanner on Sep 13^th, 2006, 10:49pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

I can visualize this being a true story and I love it!....Tim

Title: Re: Best beakup letter ever
Post by TxBasslady on Sep 13^th, 2006, 11:09pm

;;D That's funny as hell [smiley=laugh.gif]

Sweet revenge 8)

Jean

Title: Re: Best beakup letter ever
Post by georgej on Sep 14^th, 2006, 3:52am

Sometimes there's nothing better than counting some serious coup.

I like it.

Best,

George