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(Message started by: tanner on Sep 11^th, 2006, 7:06pm)

Title: The Pope & President Bush
Post by tanner on Sep 11^th, 2006, 7:06pm

The Pope is visiting Washington, D.C., and President Bush takes him out
for an afternoon on the Potomac, sailing on the Presidential yacht, the
Sequoia.

They're admiring the sights when, all of a sudden, the Pope's hat
(zucchetto) blows off his head and out into the water.

Secret Service guys start to launch a boat, but president Bush waves
them off, saying, "Wait, wait. I'll take care of this. Don't worry."

Bush then steps off the yacht onto the surface of the water and walks
out to the Holy Father's little hat, bends over picks it up, then walks
back to the yacht and climbs aboard. He hands the hat to the Pope amid
stunned silence.

The next morning, the headlines in the New York Times, Boston Globe,
Atlanta Constitution, Washington Post, Boston Herald, Buffalo News,
Houston Chronicle, Milwaukee Sentinel-Journal, Minneapolis Tribune,
Denver Post, Albuquerque Journal, Los Angeles Times, Philadelphia
Inquirer, San Fra ncisco Chronicle, Detroit News and of course CNN all
proclaim:

"Bush Can't Swim!"

Title: Re: The Pope & President Bush
Post by jimmers on Sep 11^th, 2006, 8:14pm

;;D

Jimmers

Title: Re: The Pope & President Bush
Post by andrewjb on Sep 11^th, 2006, 10:27pm

;;D.

Title: Re: The Pope & President Bush
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Sep 12^th, 2006, 12:22pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: The Pope & President Bush
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Sep 14^th, 2006, 12:13am

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

Title: Re: The Pope & President Bush
Post by sandie99 on Sep 14^th, 2006, 3:48am

[smiley=laugh.gif]