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(Message started by: Barry_T_Coles on Sep 3^rd, 2006, 9:09pm)

Title: Mummy knows best
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Sep 3^rd, 2006, 9:09pm

Little Georgie watched his Daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.

Little Georgie found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother, "Mummy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into
the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his trousers off, then Aunt Jane........"

At this point Mummy cut him off and said, "Georgie, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Mummy asked little Georgie to tell his story.

Georgie started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his trousers off,
then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mummy and Uncle
Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army."

Moral:
Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt!

Title: Re: Mummy knows best
Post by BB on Sep 4^th, 2006, 12:24am

Oops !!!

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Annette

Title: Re: Mummy knows best
Post by sandie99 on Sep 6^th, 2006, 5:28am

oops indeed... [smiley=laugh.gif]