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(Message started by: burnt-toast on Sep 3rd, 2006, 2:48am)
Title: Labor laws
Post by burnt-toast on Sep 3rd, 2006, 2:48am
The Iowa Wage and Hour Department claimed a farm owner was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent to interview him.

"I need a list of employees and how much you pay each of them," demanded the agent.

"Well, there's my hired hands. One's been with me for four years, the other for three. I pay them each $600 a week, plus free room and board”.

The cook's been here for 18 months.  I pay her $500 a week, plus free room and board.

Then there's the half-wit.  Puts in about 20 hours a day. He takes home $50 a week and a bottle of bourbon every other week," replied the farmer.

"I want to talk to the half-wit," said the agent.

"That would be me", replied the farmer
Title: Re: Labor laws
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Sep 5th, 2006, 6:04am
;;D
Title: Re: Labor laws
Post by vietvet2tours on Sep 5th, 2006, 11:31am
Me
Title: Re: Labor laws
Post by MR_FLOOR on Jun 7th, 2007, 1:50am
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