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(Message started by: Redd715 on Sep 1^st, 2006, 7:29pm)

Title: Speghetti
Post by Redd715 on Sep 1^st, 2006, 7:29pm

A wealthy Canadian Native American was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years.
One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation with the tribal council or his marriage,
he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.
If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back.

He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.

One day, about 7 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it ", he said. The wife watched as her husband

read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written:

"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Two with meatballs, one without".

Title: Re: Speghetti
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Sep 1^st, 2006, 8:29pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

That's one Ive never heard before.
Barry

Title: Re: Speghetti
Post by andrewjb on Sep 2^nd, 2006, 5:04pm

;;D.great.

Title: Re: Speghetti
Post by kimmiedawn81 on Sep 3^rd, 2006, 1:46pm

Very funny!!! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Speghetti
Post by sandie99 on Sep 6^th, 2006, 5:33am

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]