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(Message started by: Tiannia on Aug 17^th, 2006, 4:48pm)

Title: Makes ya smile
Post by Tiannia on Aug 17^th, 2006, 4:48pm

THE RIVER

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, Raging violent river.

Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God, please Give me the strength to cross the river."

Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river."

Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God,
please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross this river."

Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

Title: Re: Makes ya smile
Post by JeffB on Aug 17^th, 2006, 5:29pm

Real funny!

Title: Re: Makes ya smile
Post by tanner on Aug 18^th, 2006, 2:35pm

Very good Tia [smiley=laugh.gif]

I hope you and Shawn are well and staying cool.....Tim

Title: Re: Makes ya smile
Post by sandie99 on Aug 30^th, 2006, 4:13am

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Makes ya smile
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Aug 30^th, 2006, 6:48pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]