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(Message started by: imnotbub on Aug 17^th, 2006, 3:29pm)

Title: Johnny...
Post by imnotbub on Aug 17^th, 2006, 3:29pm

Johnny........"Dad, I failed arithmetic."

Dad............."How did you do that?"

Johnny........."The teacher asked me two questions, the first was If there were five birds on the fence and I shot one how many would be left?

Dad............."What did you say?'

Johnny........"None.

Dad............"Makes sence to me, what was the other question?'

Johnny........"Whats 2x3?"

Dad............"What did you say?

Johnny........"6"

Dad............"That's right."

Johnny........"Then he asked what's 3x2?"

Dad............"What's the f*cking difference?"

Johnny......."That's what I said!"

Title: Re: Johnny...
Post by andrewjb on Aug 17^th, 2006, 11:34pm

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Title: Re: Johnny...
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Aug 18^th, 2006, 2:18am

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Title: Re: Johnny...
Post by sandie99 on Aug 30^th, 2006, 4:16am

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