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(Message started by: tanner on Aug 15^th, 2006, 1:57pm)

Title: A loving husband
Post by tanner on Aug 15^th, 2006, 1:57pm

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

Title: Re: A loving husband
Post by TxBasslady on Aug 15^th, 2006, 7:13pm

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J

Title: Re: A loving husband
Post by andrewjb on Aug 15^th, 2006, 11:20pm

[smiley=thumb.gif].

Title: Re: A loving husband
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Aug 16^th, 2006, 4:23pm

Very Good Tim !! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: A loving husband
Post by mynm156 on Aug 20^th, 2006, 3:53am

No Doubt!

Title: Re: A loving husband
Post by sandie99 on Aug 30^th, 2006, 4:12am

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