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(Message started by: tanner on Aug 15^th, 2006, 1:55pm)

Title: Deep Thoughts
Post by tanner on Aug 15^th, 2006, 1:55pm

Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously
>
> 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
>
> 2. A day without sunshine is like... night.
>
> 3 On the other hand... you have different fingers
>
> 4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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> 5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
>
> 6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
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> 7. He who laughs last... thinks slowest.
>
> 8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
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> 9. The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the
> cheese in the trap.
>
> 10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
>
> 11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
>
> 12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
>
> 13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
>
> 14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
>
> 15 OK, so what's the speed of dark?
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> 16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
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> 17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
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> 18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
>
> 19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
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> 20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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> 21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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> 22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
>
> 23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
>
> 24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.
>
> 25. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
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> 26. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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> 27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates... it's more like a jar of
> jalapeno peppers ...What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow
>

Title: Re: Deep Thoughts
Post by andrewjb on Aug 15^th, 2006, 11:17pm

:).great.liked No 19.

Title: Re: Deep Thoughts
Post by sandie99 on Aug 30^th, 2006, 4:18am

This was brilliant. Thanks! :)

Sanna