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(Message started by: zwibbs/Scott on Aug 15^th, 2006, 11:43am)

Title: Airplane Ride....
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Aug 15^th, 2006, 11:43am

Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year..
Every year Fred would say, "Edna, I'd like to ride in that there airplane."
And every year Edna would say, "I know Fred, but that airplane ride costs
ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."

One year Fred and Edna went to the fair and Fred said, "Edna, I'm 71 years
old. If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get another
chance."

Edna replied, "Fred that there airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten
dollars i s ten dollars."

The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take
you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not
say one word, I won't charge you, but if you say one word it's ten dollars."

Fred and Edna agreed and up they go. The pilot does all kinds of twists and
turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is heard.
He does all his tricks over again, but still not a word.

They land and the pilot turns to Fred, "By golly, I d id everything I could
think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't."

Fred replied, "Well, I was going to say something when Edna fell out, but
ten dollars is ten dollars."

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Title: Re: Airplane Ride....
Post by JeffB on Aug 15^th, 2006, 12:14pm

LOL,
Nice! ;;D

Title: Re: Airplane Ride....
Post by andrewjb on Aug 15^th, 2006, 11:14pm

;;D.great.