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(Message started by: tanner on Aug 8^th, 2006, 8:06pm)

Title: A rose is a rose is a rose...Adult Content
Post by tanner on Aug 8^th, 2006, 8:06pm

A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were loose and flapping. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.

Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"

The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself."

"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago."

"And what about the third rose?" she asked.

"Oh, that rose is from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears.

Title: Re: A rose is a rose is a rose...Adult Content
Post by TxBasslady on Aug 9^th, 2006, 3:44am

:o eeewwww.. Yuck

That's a sick one, Tim ;;D :-* LMAO [smiley=laugh.gif]

Jean

Title: Re: A rose is a rose is a rose...Adult Content
Post by JeffB on Aug 9^th, 2006, 12:15pm

That was funny!

Title: Re: A rose is a rose is a rose...Adult Content
Post by Charlotte on Aug 10^th, 2006, 3:56pm

He needed those ears.