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(Message started by: Cricketbat on Aug 1^st, 2006, 8:40am)

Title: Headache Joke ( sorry )
Post by Cricketbat on Aug 1^st, 2006, 8:40am

Old one this.............

Guy goes to his GP with a terrible headache GP says

" Describe the pain "

He says " Well it starts at the back of my head stabs forward to behind my eye and slices accross the top of my head like sword "

Doc says " Nasty ill refer you to the Neurologist "

Next day ( HA!! ) sees the Neuro who says " Describe your headache "

Guy says " Well it starts at the back of my head stabs forward to behind my eye and slices accross the top of my head like a sword "

Neuro says " Nasty ill refer you to Harley Street "

Doc at Harley Street says " Describe your headache "

Guy says " Well it starts at the back of my head stabs forward to behind my eye and slices accross the top of my head like a sword "

Harley Street Doc says " Well weve done all our tests and the only cure I can give is to remove your testicles - we can perform the surgery right away "

The guy thinks well its a bit harsh but so be it. He has the surgery comes out headache free and is feeling so good he decides to treat himself while in London to a new Saville Row suit. As he is being measured tailor says

" To which side does Sir dress too ? "

Guy laughs to himself and says " It doesnt really matter to me "

Tailor says " Oh Sir it should do.............. if you dress to the wrong side you get a terrible headache which starts at the back of your head stabs forward to behind your eye and slices accross the top of your head like a sword "

:P

Title: Re: Headache Joke ( sorry )
Post by andrewjb on Aug 1^st, 2006, 9:32am

:o. [smiley=laugh.gif]