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(Message started by: tanner on Jul 29th, 2006, 11:49am)
Title: Bumper Stickers
Post by tanner on Jul 29th, 2006, 11:49am
IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!

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Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.

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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer. ...This one is on Zwibbs truck.

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Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.

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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.

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I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.

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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time. so is this one ;;D

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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?

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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

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Illiterate? Write For Help.

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Honk If Anything Falls Off.

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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.

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He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,
But is Miles From The Next Exit.

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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits
With An Unarmed Person.

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You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!

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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.

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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

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(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)

If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...

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Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph
Also Are Timed For 70 mph

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Guys: No Shirt, No Service
Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does
My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?

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Ax Me About Ebonics.

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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.

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Boldly Going Nowhere.

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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.

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Heart Attacks:  God's Revenge
For Eating His Animal Friends

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Honk If You've Never Seen
An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.

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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down
Before He Admits He is Lost?

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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.

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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.  
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AND Finally







"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED

TO BE CHANGED OFTEN, AND FOR

THE SAME REASON"
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by broomhilda on Jul 29th, 2006, 12:08pm
My other ride is a broom...


;;D
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by andrewjb on Jul 29th, 2006, 3:01pm
;;D. [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by sandie99 on Jul 31st, 2006, 12:39pm
[smiley=laugh.gif]
Here's my faves:


Quote:
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.


I have a pal who'd love that quote! ;;D


Quote:
GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.  



Sanna
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by MR_FLOOR on Jun 7th, 2007, 1:54am
;;D
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by Digitalfilm43 on Jun 8th, 2007, 10:50pm
Got O2?
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by LeLimey on Jun 9th, 2007, 5:20pm
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

... well thats me summed up!  ;;D
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by orovillemike on Jun 11th, 2007, 2:57am
;;D         YOU! OUT OF THE GENE POOL NOW [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Jun 13th, 2007, 9:23pm
Seen on the back of a motorcyclists jacket.

If you can read this I've lost my missus.
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by Digitalfilm43 on Jun 16th, 2007, 7:48pm

on 06/13/07 at 21:23:52, Barry_T_Coles wrote:
If you can read this I've lost my missus.


I've seen that around here, except it was worded a little different.


If you can read this...
The bitch fell off!

The first time I saw this I nearly drove off the road.
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by michael on Jun 17th, 2007, 11:41am
Written by finger on the mucky back door of a van-

`I wish my wife was as dirty as this'
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by Kilowatt3 on Sep 3rd, 2007, 9:27pm
My other car is a piece of $hit, too!
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by kyitb on Sep 6th, 2007, 8:44am
I once created a bumper sticker that said "I Love Gay Porn" and placed it on my roomates car.  It took him about a week to notice.  I thought it was pretty funny.

All in good fun we were constantly pulling pranks on each other ...
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by bigboltrules on Sep 14th, 2007, 1:19pm
I once was a bumper sticker that said "Work hard, millions on welfare depend on you!"

Thought it was kind of funny.
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by cash5542 on Sep 19th, 2007, 9:32pm
I laughed till I cried!!
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Sep 20th, 2007, 5:25am
True Bumper Sticker---" WARNING...I brake for Connecticut drivers, and all other aholes."
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by ski2k on Sep 20th, 2007, 9:28am
I read this on the back of a Batesville Casket Company truck (and YES that's the companies REAL name):

Drive safely.... We can wait.
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by purpleydog on Sep 21st, 2007, 12:49am
I saw this one and thought it was about right, for the way people drive around here:

As a matter of fact, I DO own the road.

[smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by Omer on Sep 26th, 2007, 6:32pm
Well... by not shored Israeli stickers will intrest you, I got a gift one day sent to me by a friend from the states... this site (if not known yet) is a must visit site by stickers lovers - injoy:


http://www.tshirthell.com/hell.shtml


Omer
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by rolo65 on Sep 26th, 2007, 6:52pm
My all time favorite is this:

Built by stupid, lazy Americans, Tested in Japan!
(With a picture of a atom bomb mushroom cloud!)

Rolo.
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by William on Nov 23rd, 2007, 3:13am
to OMER
Yalla ya Nasrallah
wish I knew the rest by heart but thouhgt you would find it funny, especially that an american catholic would know it.
however, I was raised Jewish.
there is a link to the song if you wish to find it.
funny stuff
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by vietvet2tours on Nov 23rd, 2007, 11:51am
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by Charlotte on Nov 23rd, 2007, 12:58pm
Potter, I think they do, because they don't know they can't spell and it would still be fun.

Charlotte


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