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(Message started by: Jimi on Jul 29^th, 2006, 12:18am)

Title: Sea Story..of sorts
Post by Jimi on Jul 29^th, 2006, 12:18am

A beautiful young New York woman was so
depressed that she decided to end her life by
throwing herself into the ocean. But just before
she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome
young sailor stopped her.

"You have so much to live for," said the sailor.
"Look, I'm off to Europe tomorrow and I can stow
you away on my ship. I'll take care of you, bring
you food every day, and keep you happy."

With nothing to lose, combined with the fact
that she had always wanted to go to Europe, the
woman accepted. That night the sailor brought her
onboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on,
every night he would bring her food and make love to
her until dawn.

Three weeks later she was discovered by the
captain during a routine inspection. "What are you
doing here?" asked the captain.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,"
she replied. "He brings me food and I get a free
trip to Europe. Plus, he's screwing me."

"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is
the Staten Island Ferry."

Title: Re: Sea Story..of sorts
Post by TxBasslady on Jul 29^th, 2006, 12:20am

LMAO.... ;;D

That was great, Jimi :-*

Jean

Title: Re: Sea Story..of sorts
Post by Donna_D. on Jul 29^th, 2006, 2:38am

Damn! You sure are funny...but I know you don't like to brag *sniff*

DD

Title: Re: Sea Story..of sorts
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Jul 29^th, 2006, 8:59am

[smiley=laugh.gif]---Go Ahead make fun of New York !!! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Sea Story..of sorts
Post by andrewjb on Jul 29^th, 2006, 3:00pm

;;D. [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Sea Story..of sorts
Post by sandie99 on Jul 31^st, 2006, 12:40pm

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