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(Message started by: RDubois on Jul 19^th, 2006, 9:33pm)

Title: The Pope and Bill Clinton
Post by RDubois on Jul 19^th, 2006, 9:33pm

;;D ;;D ;;DThere is a story going around that the Pope and Bill Clinton both died on the same day.

Due to some bureaucratic snafu, The Pope went to hell and Bill Clinton went to heaven.

Needless to say, this upset St. Peter greatly so he made arrangements to correct the error.

He arranged for two elevators. One to lower Clinton to hell and the other to raise the Pope to heaven.

As the two elevators were passing, the Pope said: "I can't wait to get to heaven to meet the Virgin Mary".

"Sorry Pope", said Clinton. "You're too late".!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: The Pope and Bill Clinton
Post by andrewjb on Jul 23^rd, 2006, 6:56pm

:).two tough ones there.