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(Message started by: Barry_T_Coles on Jul 19^th, 2006, 7:05pm)

Title: Dumb & dumber
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Jul 19^th, 2006, 7:05pm

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff,“

- Mariah Carey

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life…”

--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,“

--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are
the president,“

--Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.

"Half this game is ninety percent mental."

--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.“

-- Al Gore, (then) Vice President of the USA
"It's no exaggeration to say that the undecided could go one way or another”

--George Bush, US President

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.“

--Bill Clinton, Former US President

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away.
May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your
circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as
they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

Title: Re: Dumb & dumber
Post by Richr8 on Jul 19^th, 2006, 7:08pm

Our idols and icons speak out. [smiley=laugh.gif]

Great stuff Barry.

Thanks for the laugh.

Title: Re: Dumb & dumber
Post by andrewjb on Jul 20^th, 2006, 6:42am

;;D

Title: Re: Dumb & dumber
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Jul 20^th, 2006, 6:49am

Thank You Barry !!! Those were great !!!!!!! [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Dumb & dumber
Post by ShaneM on Jul 20^th, 2006, 6:55am

Welcome to America! ;)

Title: Re: Dumb & dumber
Post by sandie99 on Jul 24^th, 2006, 1:14pm

How about thinking before speaking....? [smiley=laugh.gif]