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(Message started by: zwibbs/Scott on Jul 16^th, 2006, 3:35am)

Title: The Afterlife
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Jul 16^th, 2006, 3:35am

A young couple, very much in love, decide that if one of them dies the living person will try to communicate with the deceased. As fate had it---the young man is run over by a bus and dies. After several months of grieving she goes to a psychic and asks him to assist her in trying to contact her lost love. After three weeks of trying she finally gets a connection.....Is that you she asks and he replies yes...............She asks..." what is the afterlife like ?" He replies..........." I wake up have sex.......eat a little salad.........have sex...........take a nap....wake back up and have sex............" Before he can say anymore she screams." How could you do this to me ??!?!" .........He replies............." I'm a jack rabbit in Arizona."

Title: Re: The Afterlife
Post by andrewjb on Jul 16^th, 2006, 6:29pm

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