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(Message started by: Melissa on Jul 7^th, 2006, 7:49am)

Title: Lawyer Joke
Post by Melissa on Jul 7^th, 2006, 7:49am

A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the office,
ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck
came along too close and completely tore off the driver's door of
the Lexus. The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed
911, and it wasn't more than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up.
Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer
started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the
day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same no
matter how the body shop tried to make it new again.
>>>
After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook
his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you
lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you
neglect the most important things in life."
>>>
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. The cop replied,
"My God man, don't you even realize that your left arm is missing?
It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"
>>>
"OH MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer. "My Rolex!"

Title: Re: Lawyer Joke
Post by andrewjb on Jul 7^th, 2006, 9:38pm

[smiley=laugh.gif].so true.

Title: Re: Lawyer Joke
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Jul 9^th, 2006, 8:34pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Justice ?

Title: Re: Lawyer Joke
Post by sandie99 on Jul 10^th, 2006, 12:22pm

;;D ;;D ;;D