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(Message started by: Melissa on Jul 7^th, 2006, 7:48am)

Title: Gators
Post by Melissa on Jul 7^th, 2006, 7:48am

Two gators were sitting in the swamp talking. The smaller
one turned to the bigger one and said, "I cain't understand how you kin be so
much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we was the same size as kids I just
don't get it."

"Well," said the big 'gator, What you been eatin' boy?"

"Politicians, same as you," replied the small 'gator.

"Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?"

"Down 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin' lot by the
capitol."

"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"

"Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexus and wait fer one
to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the
shit out of 'em, and eat 'em!"

"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem.
You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin'
the shit out of a Politician, there ain't nothin' left but an not a very nice person and a
briefcase.

Title: Re: Gators
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Jul 9^th, 2006, 8:37pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Send some of those alligator's over here we got to many pollies ;;D