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(Message started by: Barry_T_Coles on Jul 4^th, 2006, 2:02am)

Title: Sixty is the worst age to be
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Jul 4^th, 2006, 2:02am

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You
always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there
and nothing comes out."

"Ah, that's nothing," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy,
you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran,
sit on the toilet all day and nothing comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.

"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat
rock; no problem at all."

"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"

"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00
and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"

"I don't wake up until 7:00.

Title: Re: Sixty is the worst age to be
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Jul 4^th, 2006, 3:42am

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]That reminds me of the Billy Crystal line------when he asks his 90 year old uncle---" how do you feel?" -----------The uncle replies-" I feel like a horse-----I shit when I walk."

Title: Re: Sixty is the worst age to be
Post by andrewjb on Jul 4^th, 2006, 11:11pm

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